Terry Shiavo case

You know, the guy is a big enough bastard that I can easily believe this scrappleface article...

"We talked about this all the time," he said. "Terri would say, 'Honey, if I'm ever incapacitated, let me slowly die of thirst and make sure to get an agent that knows how to pull together a book and movie package with a foreign distribution clause and a licensing deal for the clothing and toys. And I won't settle for a stinking network movie-of-the-week'."

Mr. Schiavo said, however, that his first wife would not do any posthumous product endorsement contracts until after an appropriate period of mourning.

"But by this summer," he added, "you can expect to see Terri's seal of approval on a line of quality adjustable beds, and a terrific new bottled water called 'Artificial Life Support'."