Local news gone weird

"Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21

 

O_O

They’re kidding, right?

I guess Monday was a slow news day here...

At least, I hope so. (Not that I pay a whole lot of attention to it. Heck, I only know about this thanks to tBotWT)